Soon 2011 will end

Hey have the best 2012 you can possibly have ok. Try not to be a dick and tell your family you love them.

merry christmas

Annual El Padrino Christmas List

As usual I really want all of this shit and as usual will get nothing. Fucking Santa.

Still waiting on that Taser asshole. Make with it ya fat fuck.

Listening to the soft sounds of Sade while taking a grinder would be pretty fucking awesome in my opinion.

A suite little radio controller helicopter like the one that schmuck plays with in Brookstone to try and get you to walk into the store. I stand outside the store and watch it. Pisses them off.

Kindle Fire.

Call of Duty X-Box the most gigs possible even though I will never use more than 75% of them. It's a dick measuring issue. Gotta have the gigs.

Keurig machine. The one that makes iced tea too, ya know, when I'm feeling faggoty.

Authentic Jose Reyes Marlin jersey so I can take a corn shit on it and mail it to his mother in the domincan republic.

Daddy wants a big green egg.

Ruhlman's Twenty Cookbook

Messermeister knives.

Pair of Johnston & Murphy Suffolk Venetian Black Shoe. And the Penn Slip-On's

Bose earplugs.

Bottle of Gentleman's Jack.

Portable Soundock, preferable from SONY.

I need underwear. Boxers. Don't care from where. As long as they can withstand numerous aerial assaults.

Flavorizer bars, mine are worn out.

And as always Santa, you can bring me a shoebox full of twenties.

He smiled at me

The best Christmas song is Little Drummer Boy. The best version or recording of this song is performed by the Harry Simeone Chorale.

The debate ends here.

To all the girls.

SMH

"There's a doctor in Belgrade that just does this procedure the best of anywhere I've seen it. They take your clitoris and basically, kind of, use certain ligaments and stuff--make it a little bit bigger, release it, wire it so you can take a graft from your cheek...and they lengthen your urethra through it so you can urinate, and they put in testicular implants. You know, it'll be small, but you're going to be able to urinate through it...You'll be able to pee standing up....For me, the ultimate would be able to penetrate and have feeling." - Chazz Bono

If there were ever a senario in which God texted his son Jesus (which I believe happens) the letters "SMH" would be in play here.

Goodness.

Kindle Fire

good read on the Amazon guy.

Amazon is pretty damn good by the way.

working papers

Teaching work values at an early age. Don't judge.

Threesome

Look at HER now

Lets Go Mets

25 years ago last night I was 6 years old. And with my dad I watched the Mets win the 1986 World Championship. It was a nice memory. I remember he jumped up in the air and banged his head on the ceiling fan. I didn't go to the parade but he did. He cleaned up after too. Worked for Dept. of Sanitation. He said he was never happier than that day to clean up a big mess like that. Compared to the NYE Times Square cleanup this was heaven. It's been awhile since the Mets won anything other than a division or wild card here and there.

Been too long. Happy Anniversary 86' Mets.